Rock and Roll will one day die

There is an old adage that "Rock and Roll will never die". 

Well, I beg to differ. Last Sunday, on my way home from evensong, I decided to visit a local inn and sample a pint of ale. Having paid for and set about the beverage I noted with alarm that a makeshift stage had been assembled for an evening's "live" music and, which was worse, the stage was being populated by three elderly devils, hell-bent on offering something by way of "entertainment". The show started with a squeal of feedback and the sound deteriorated thereafter. It was when they launched into a wavering "bop-showaddy" that I gulped the remnants and fled the scene. Rock and Roll will definitely die. It's not very well at the moment.